{"id":138,"date":"2009-03-01T01:02:58","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T23:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.uro.cat\/?p=138"},"modified":"2024-11-22T11:55:31","modified_gmt":"2024-11-22T11:55:31","slug":"previsible-pero-bo-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uro.cat\/blog\/2009\/03\/previsible-pero-bo-p\/","title":{"rendered":"Previsible per\u00f2 b\u00f2! :P"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Un borracho que ol\u00eda a orujo puro por los 4 costados se sube a un autob\u00fas y se sienta con su ro\u00f1oso bolso y un peri\u00f3dico viejo al lado de un cura. Saca una petaca con orujo barato y se toma lo que queda de un solo trago. Satisfecho, agarra el peri\u00f3dico y se pone a leer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>El cura finge que el borracho no existe y disimula su incomodidad.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Al rato, el borracho se queda mirando al cura y le pregunta:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>&#8211; Oiga Padre, \u00bfPuede decirme qu\u00e9 carajo causa la artritis?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>El cura molesto, le responde en tono sarc\u00e1stico:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>&#8211; Ciertamente la vida profana, el andar frecuentando mujeres mundanas, los excesos con el tabaco y la bebida, en especial el alcohol; esas borracheras que terminan en noches de putas&#8230; y muchas m\u00e1s de esas basuras y porquer\u00edas&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>&#8211; Cooooo\u00f1o, vaya, puta mieeeeerda!!!! responde el borracho volviendo a su lectura.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>El cura, al rato, pensando en lo que le dijo al pobre infeliz, se conduele y decide disculparse, y le dice en tono comprensivo:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>&#8211; Disculpe usted, no quise ser tan rudo hijo m\u00edo pero&#8230;. \u00bfdesde cu\u00e1ndo sufre de artritis?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>\u00a0&#8211; Yoooo??? no joda padre, a mi no me pasa nada!!!&#8230; solo estaba leyendo este art\u00edculo del peri\u00f3dico que dice que el Papa sufre de artritis desde hace varios a\u00f1os.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un borracho que ol\u00eda a orujo puro por los 4 costados se sube a un autob\u00fas y se sienta con su ro\u00f1oso bolso y un peri\u00f3dico viejo al lado de un cura. 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